wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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