Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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