we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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