whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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