he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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