The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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