I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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