DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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