So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
