I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
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