just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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