Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
he's gonorrhea incarnate
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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