Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
she told me i tasted like america
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
