Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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