Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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