I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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