he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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