So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Rumble strips road head = magical
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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