I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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