physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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