I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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