I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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