btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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