Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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