Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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