i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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