She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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