i just google imaged poop.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
