why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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