Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
