sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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