problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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