worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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