I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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