She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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