But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
We left the knife in your bed.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
