Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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