this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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