tonight lets celebrate not being married
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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