Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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