Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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