Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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