that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
