and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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