what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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