He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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