Don't you send me to vm
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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