You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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