You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I had to cum in my sink.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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