I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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