are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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