Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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