is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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